"Everyone Loves a Drunk Chick" and "Guess Where I'm Pierced?
" will get you noticed faster than Amanda Bynes with a shaved head.
We are the biggest graphic t-shirts site on the web. These are not cheap t shirts, they are the best heavy cotton, mainly Gildan and very cheap t shirts. Why, who knows maybe they believe that you should like the 10 funny shirts they think are good. Our "Just Give Me the Damn Candy" design tells 'em you're there for the chocolate, not the inane chit-chat. We're thinking stuff like weird, unusual, supremely creative and clever (no disrespect Kurt and Tom). While not all our shirts are appropriate for the wee ones (yes, we do have some morals), plenty are. We also have a friend here: world is has evolved into one big on demand service.
No one comes close with selection, size and choices. And why should the department-store Santas have all the fun? What do you think of when you think of the word novel? Really, all our shirts fit this category, so it's hard pulling out just a few. Bodily functions are always good for a laugh and who can resist a little ankle-biter wearing an "I Pooped Today! What consumers want, when they want, and how they want it is the basis for business models now and moving forward.
And then, after that, you are able to add color, the spice of life…or something like that, to your shirt.
I Joined DADD – Dads Against Daughters Dating When I became the sole and single parent of my 5 children, my 3 little girls were ages 18 months, 4 and 8 years old.
Channel your inner Paris Hilton with "Buy Me Things and I'll Be Nicer." And we gotta believe that if Kim Kardashian could have her pick of all our shirts, she would choose "Have You Ever Wondered If There Was More to Life Than Being Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking? You might need to ask your mom Kris Jenner for help.
Now it's time to get dirty with our offensive shirts.
These shirts will shock and appall if you're in a stiff crowd or get you laid if you go to college. We have some sick t shirts and you can't beat the price, the selection or the original content. We have funny t-shirts and people will think you are cool because you know us. No need to fret over what to wear to the neighborhood Halloween party. And your kid is sure to win over enemies (think all those humorless grade-school teachers) with this shirt that highlights some of his top-notch vocabulary skills: "Immature: A Word Boring People Use to Describe Fun People." We have youth sizes from small to extra large, so get'em suited up!
But the offensive selection isn't just about your gigantic cock, it's got racial jokes that will crack you up like "Immigrants are like sperm, millions get in, but only one works" and "I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally". Real partying (not that corporate mess) includes three things: Beer, Bitches, and Bros, in that order. People ask us, why do you make fun of everyone, I say, why not.